Pennydoll - Bad News From Pretty Red Lips

You wash your hands before and after using to the washroom.
For you, media is something which increases your culture.
You can identify organs on roadkills.
You use the word "aliquot" in regular sentences.
Sometimes you momentarily vanish from social activities because of a timepoint.
You've never worn a clean lab coat.
You say "orders of magnitude" in regular sentences.
You flinch when you hear the word "significant".
Showing up at 10AM and having a coffee is a productive day.
You're very good at diluting things.
You're also very good at transferring small amounts of liquid between containers. (haha, bästa! :))
You are fed up of people saying alcohol, when they mean ethanol.
You hear the word ‘Molar’ and teeth are the last thing on your mind.
You say “conjugation” instead of “sex”.
No-one in your family has any idea what you do.
You can make a short film in power point.
You consider a green laser pointer to be science bling.
A falcon is not a bird.... And you have 5 of them with different types of water.
When your fruits go bad and you get fruit flies, you can't help but check their eye colour.
You refer to your children as the F1.
You've suffered carpal tunnel from the pipetman.
You've used kimwipes as kleenex.
You've played Battleship using tip boxes.
The front pages of Science is your light reading.
The scent of latex reminds you of work, not play.
You've made dry ice grenades.
You've lost many friends to ice grenades...